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'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The Modern Novel.

Bicycle sat nav.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Windows or Mac?

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.