Telescope Guru Prints

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Bicycle sat nav.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Crocodile Selfie

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.