Telemarketing Foe Gifts

'I'm on the national no-call list so why am I receiving this call from your collection agency?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

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Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"Is that a finger?"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Sell AI"

Cold caller.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Call Center.

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

'Hold on, he's back again.'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."