Anti-telemarketer Advocate Gifts

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

"It's a robocall, should I take it?"

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

"I only wish this was the final notice."

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

"Hi this is Mario...is this Sergio Bermudez? Are you interested in buying..."

"To be honest I thought Hades would be Hellfire, Brimstone and eternal suffering....but this is way worse!!"

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

"We installed thick, shag carpet. We got tired of everyone dropping and breaking their phones."

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

"Yes, I keep a landline. Getting up 50 times a day to answer telemarketers keeps me in shape."

"Must resist...phone allure...of bilingual telemarketers!"

"I think you'll want to talk to this telemarketer. He's selling a phone device that prevents other telemarketers from calling."

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

"Yes, I'd like to be placed on the Do Not Call list. Also, happy birthday Mom."

"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

"They're playing 'telemarketer.'"

"Bloody telemarketers! Always when you're just sitting down for dinner."

'It's the Psychic Network - they say they KNOW you've been meaning to call!'

"Looks like Grandpa bought something worthless from another telemarketer!"

"The phone company is blocking my calls to you. Have you been reporting me as a telemarketer again?"

'If it isn't double glazing it's a ruddy call centre from India!'

I'm sorry, but my do-not-call list includes telemarketers, political organizations, charities and men named Fusco.

"We're taking a survey. How do you feel about telemarketing?"

'Put me down as one of the cranky 20%.'

'Great! Now they're putting SPAM into seashells!'

'We wanted to introduce our system for blocking unwanted phone calls. . .'