Anti-telemarketing Crusader Gifts

"Bloody telemarketers! Always when you're just sitting down for dinner."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"It's a robocall, should I take it?"

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

B.B.C. Watchdog

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

Not Very Intrusive

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"To be honest I thought Hades would be Hellfire, Brimstone and eternal suffering....but this is way worse!!"

"Hi this is Mario...is this Sergio Bermudez? Are you interested in buying..."

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

"Yes, I'd like to be placed on the Do Not Call list. Also, happy birthday Mom."

"Yes, I keep a landline. Getting up 50 times a day to answer telemarketers keeps me in shape."

"Must resist...phone allure...of bilingual telemarketers!"

"I think you'll want to talk to this telemarketer. He's selling a phone device that prevents other telemarketers from calling."

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

"They're playing 'telemarketer.'"

"The phone company is blocking my calls to you. Have you been reporting me as a telemarketer again?"

'If it isn't double glazing it's a ruddy call centre from India!'

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

Mobile Bans

Sorry. Only people who didn't spend their whole lives online get a "participation" medal.