Anti-spam Crusader Gifts

'Great! Now they're putting SPAM into seashells!'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Robot Robber

Meet the People of the Internet

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Knights of the iPhone

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Pandora's Inbox

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'He's our Spam expert!'

Internet security illustration.

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

"I only wish this was the final notice."