Telemarketing Blocker Gifts

'We wanted to introduce our system for blocking unwanted phone calls. . .'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"Is that a finger?"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Sell AI"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Cold caller.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Call Center.

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'Hold on, he's back again.'

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo