Telemarketer Grumbler Pillows

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"Another meeting?"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'I hate Mondays!'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Permanently Offended By Something

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

"Looks like Grandpa bought something worthless from another telemarketer!"

Boredband Internet

I'm sorry, but my do-not-call list includes telemarketers, political organizations, charities and men named Fusco.

"...And perhaps Sir would care to look at the whine list..."

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

'I hate grocery shopping.'

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."