Telemarketer Grumbler Prints

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"Another meeting?"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'I hate Mondays!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

Permanently Offended By Something

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Boredband Internet

"...And perhaps Sir would care to look at the whine list..."

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

'I hate grocery shopping.'

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."

'Nobody told me that I had to buy something before I could complain about it. That's what I want to complain about.'