Telecommunication Comedian Gifts

"Attention - today we're using British accents, and we're doing the bank scam."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Yes, I'm alone."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Antler Buzzers.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'