Teen Socializer Pillows

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'