I'm waiting to see the doctor. I got hit by a hockey ball. There are tons of kids with sports injuries ahead of me. Actually, it's not a drag at all. It's a great place to meet guys.
Teen Socializer Pillows
Add a touch of playful comfort with a pillow that’s as lively as they are. Great for their room, it’s a cozy reminder of their social personality.
'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'
Quiz Night...
'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'
"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."
The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.
"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."
Beer Garden Kit
"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"
"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."
'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'
The Devil's advocaat.
"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."
"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."
"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."
Getting old...
"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"
'She's spring cleaning and you?'
University Challenged
"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."
Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.
"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."
'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'
"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."
"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."
'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'
"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."
Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.
It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!
"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'
"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."
"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"
Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.
Teen Socializer Pillows Collection
Teen Socializer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for social teens—quirky, funny, and perfect for their morning brew.
Teen Socializer Prints
View our prints featuring vibrant designs and witty sayings, ideal for adding personality to a teen’s space.
Teen Socializer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of T-shirts that match the upbeat vibe of social teens—colorful, clever, and sure to get noticed.