Teen Preparation Gifts

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

Funny Farm

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"Cool game!"

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

'By the time I was your age , I'd already run away from home TWICE!'

"I try to get a head start on them."