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"But can't I be feared and loved?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

"I don't do intimidation"

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

'Dig in.'

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Female Dominance.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."