Teen Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

Just because you'll never have a boyfriend doesn't mean you get to bring everyone else down. Who cares about dating? Brnng. I'll get it. It's your prince. Hi? It's, um, Amy? Is, um, Teddy, like, there? Sure. I'll give you to him!

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

The Modern Damocles -

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Little man in big man's pocket.

'Dig in.'

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

"I don't do intimidation"

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."