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'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Doom & Gloom

Victorian Garden Romance

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Don Giovanni

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Don Giovanni

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Don Giovanni

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

Turandot

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"