Teen Drama Appreciator Pillows

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Doom & Gloom

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Don Giovanni

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

Turandot

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"