Technology Tragicians Pillows

'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Now you can send it."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

High speed cinder block

"So who is this First pet?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Modern Life Blues

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Social media and censorship...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

The nurse of the future