Technology Troublemakers Pillows

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

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Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Problem?"

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'