Technology Jokes Gifts

"Talk nerdy to me."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"You're on mute."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Man on Island.

The Screeeen!

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"