Technology Jokes Gifts

If God had accidentally & simultaneously butt-dialed everyone in California

"Talk nerdy to me."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Man on Island.

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

The Screeeen!

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'