Technology Fiend Pillows

"Your husband used the wrong emoji to express his feelings, which caused mass confusion. He'll be sentenced to a mandatory emoji educational class."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Time Machine Collision

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Useless add-ons.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Noooooooooooo!"

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