Technology Fiend Gifts

"Your husband used the wrong emoji to express his feelings, which caused mass confusion. He'll be sentenced to a mandatory emoji educational class."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Useless add-ons.

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Noooooooooooo!"

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"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'