Technological Temptation Observers Pillows

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Your Future Home.

High speed cinder block

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"I'd like to make a return."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

Goldie.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

Call Your Mother- $2.00

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

'My wife can never resist dessert'

'The voice mail system is down right now. Would you like to leave an eye-mail message?'

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Satan Fast Food