Techie Neighbor Gifts

Satellite crashes to earth.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Thank you bubbles

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.