Techie Neighbor Gifts

Satellite crashes to earth.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.