Techie Heartbreaker Pillows

'It's over'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Online Dating

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Using a social media app to date

End of world nigh!!!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Blind data.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Love letter via email.

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Looking For Love.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"What do you have that'll act like a virus on a computer date?"

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

"It was love at first google."

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

Computer Aided Divorce.

"You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password."