Techie Beat Lover Pillows

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Marimba

Right click for yes...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Radiator jazz player

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"The Just Me Band"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The Smartass Phone

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."