Techie Beat Lover Mugs

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Marimba

Right click for yes...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"The Just Me Band"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.