Tech Troubles Escapist Gifts

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Cyber Dream

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Hot Towel Web Service

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Family separated by the Internet

Hiding From Social Media

Social Media Traps

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."