Tech Trouble Humorer Gifts

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

"His jaw got stuck when he tried to bring me the Sunday paper!"

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Till malfunction

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Try rebooting.'

Wringing the Monitor

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"This program really isn't user friendly."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

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