Tech Tantrum Tamer Pillows

Computer frustration

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Computer Time Bomb.

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"This program really isn't user friendly."

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"What was it like to wonder?"

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

'Mommy!'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.