Tech-savvy Tennis Players Gifts

'We met over the net.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Requiem

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Sports and new technologies

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"Too much information."

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

Basketball championship games in the future.

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

City Marathon.

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

'It's an electronic ankle bracelet. If he leaves the player he should be guarding, it immediately alerts the coach.'