Tennis Techie Gifts

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Ascent of Machine.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Gadget geek.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

COWS: Cow Pong

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tennis ball girl.

I love PE.

Cat and mouse.