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"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Ascent of Machine.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

COWS: Cow Pong

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'