Tech-savvy Tennis Players Prints

'We met over the net.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Requiem

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Sports and new technologies

"Too much information."

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'