Tech-connected Athlete Prints

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

A man shoots at a drone.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

MLB 2020

Sports and new technologies

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"Too much information."

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"VAR ref..!!"

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.