Sports Technology Prints

'Frank Lampard's brought his own touch-line technology with him this time.'

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

VAR Technology HQ

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Sports and new technologies

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

MLB 2020

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Formula One Therapy

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"VAR ref..!!"