Sports Technology Prints

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

VAR Technology HQ

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

City Marathon.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

MLB 2020

Sports and new technologies

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Formula One Therapy

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"VAR ref..!!"

"Too much information."

Mixing Baseball and Football

"Play Ball!"