Sports Technician Prints

Formula One Therapy

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Football

National Academy of Sport

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Steroids."

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

Injured player

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'