Tech-savvy Tea Lover Gifts

'Sorry, you've been replaced by a computer.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

1930's Lady.

Teapot

"Things are looking up!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I'd say business was brisk."