Tech Savvy Seducer Pillows

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

God's Phone

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Unicorn in the Woods

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Emoticons and human relationships.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Augmented reality check

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

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