Tech Savvy Seducer Gifts

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

God's Phone

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Young Love'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Emoticons and human relationships.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

Augmented reality check

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."