Tech-savvy Monkeys Pillows

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Computers affect real life.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

Goal Post Ape.

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Modern animal communication

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

'Bursitis.'

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'

"I hate this new litter box. It doesn't come with Wi-Fi or a phone charger. This used to be a productive place for me."

Stained Glass WINDOWS

"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

"Bluetooth costs extra."

On lion shopping.

'Will that be the constantly looking down at smart phones section or family that talks to each other section?'

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STRIP Hambone: Safety on your PC