Tech Savvy Critter Pillows

"Let's seeee. What's in the trash today...."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Labradrone

"He created Bitecoin."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Online Dog Dating

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Polly wants on-line.'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Distracted dog walker.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."