Tech-savvy Monkeys Mugs

You know, we used to be more fun.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Computers affect real life.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Google signwriter.

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Online Dog Dating

Cat typing 'Meow'.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Goal Post Ape.

Modern animal communication

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'Bursitis.'

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'

Stained Glass WINDOWS

"I hate this new litter box. It doesn't come with Wi-Fi or a phone charger. This used to be a productive place for me."

"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

E-Vote

On lion shopping.

"Bluetooth costs extra."

STRIP Hambone: Safety on your PC