Tech-savvy Feline Mugs

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

'Polly wants on-line.'

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Online Dog Dating

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'Stop texting me and go back to barking.'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."