Tech-savvy Tauruses Pillows

Computers affect real life.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Giraffe Selfie

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Soccer kids texting

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Baby Potty Training Robot

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Rusk Assessment Form

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Headphone swing

I can be upgraded, can you?

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'We have to get them out more.'