Tech-savvy Jester Enthusiasts Gifts

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

King and Jester

Giggle.

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Nanopsychiatry.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Google signwriter.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Sudoku. Oh, no!

Jester

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"What a pro."

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."