Tech-savvy Jester Enthusiasts Pillows

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

King and Jester

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Nanopsychiatry.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

Jester

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"What a pro."

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."