Tech-savvy Ghouls Gifts

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Halloween Selfie

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Wiccapedia.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Witch with sat nav

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

Hexting

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

Vampire Selfies

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

Dead Selfie

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."

Wolf Email to the Moon

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."

"Trick or Treat! Due to Covid-19 we now accept contactless payments..."

After years of marriage, Ethyl and Ernest no longer spoke, both were on plans with unlimited text...

Fortune teller using a computer.

Track Phones

"You were right. It was a good idea to take a father and son walk. We texted each other the whole way."

"You're not in the database. It must've been a near-death experience."