Tech-savvy Germaphobe Pillows

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

The new normal

Unicorn in the Woods

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

Hazmat suit

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

'What seems to be the problem?'

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

Hand Sanitisers

Auntie Bacterial

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Employees must wash hands.

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

'Your prescription is ready. Please don't approach the counter. I'll toss it to you.'

"I hate these tablets - when I dine out I want a waiter I can snap at!"

Cat sees a computer mouse coming out a mouse hole in the wall.

Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom and avoid dropping boogers in food.

"Well, it's worked out cheaper and safer, just to move in here!"

A classical ringtone does not a cultured man make

"Pay no attention to Carlson. He's all tweet and no google."

"It kind of kills the mood with you leaving every five minutes to wash your hands."

The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.

Truck marked 'Antiseptic Tank Pumping' goes to hospital.