Tech-savvy Caffeine Addicts Gifts

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

Night-shift entrance

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

This coffee can keep you up

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."