Tech-savvy Caffeine Addicts T-Shirts

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

Night-shift entrance

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

This coffee can keep you up

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Can I get you another coffee?